For those that use the One Hand auto-correct texting style on your phone, be warned! Some words may be first-choices for your phone but not necessarily what you meant to text.
For example: When I try to text the word “home”, auto-correct makes it “good”.
So, answering my lovely bride as to when I’ll be home and saying, “I’ll be GOOD in 20 minutes” doesn’t always give her the response she wants. In addition, having known you as long as she has, she DEFINITELY knows you won’t be good in 20 minutes….or 20 years.
The funniest one as of late was me texting my oldest daughter, Maddie to tell her that Mommy had lost her keys. You could imagine my kid’s confusion when the text came through as, “Mommy lost her Jews.” Of course, Maddie was alarmed and began searching all over our house for God’s chosen people, but only found more Gentiles she was related to. You can imagine her disappointment.
Life Don’t Rhyme,
Greg “Manchild” Owens
